A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It’s called the guillotine.
Marshall tells the world about ME!
- Barney: Look at me! Now look at you. A still-in-the-closet 80-year-old wouldn't be into that mess.
- Marshall: Here's the thing, Barney. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning, wrapped in a comforter, and it's raining outside and there's muffins warming in the oven - I'm cuddly, bitch, deal with it!
As any banana aficionado knows, a bunch of bananas is called a hand; individual bananas are called fingers.
Anyone who isn’t embarrassed of who they were last year probably isn’t learning enough.
Alain de Botton
You have to learn to be unafraid when you’re a nobody, because you’re going to be really fucking afraid when you’re a somebody and all the lights are on you.
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